Wednesday, November 27, 2013
Polite Canadian jokes
Perhaps to take my mind off our very impolite world infamous mayor, I thought of a new polite Canadian joke on my dog walk. But first, my two favourite (the second updated for a holiday theme).
1. Why did the Canadian cross the road ? To get to the middle.
2. How does a Canadian get 200 crazy guests to leave their house Christmas party ? They say "excuse me, would you mind going home now please ?"
3. What does a Canadian say when he sees a really suspicious looking dude in their neighbourhood ? "Can I help you ?"